Well

Today, for the first time in my life, a boy asked me out.

He's not really a boy. He's my 20-something year old colleague.

He asked me to the movies.

I said I don't really watch movies at the cinema.

I think I didn't exactly give him a proper no.

We debated a bit about films while he looked uncomfortable.

Then I described to him a scene from my favourite gore movie.

It involved a man being stabbed in the crotch with a pair of scissors by a crazy bitch who was trying to steal the pregnant protagonist's foetus.

Then I said bye because my train had come.

And that was the first time I got asked out.